Im a duck
theoffstrings:
“and this, my friends, is how not to be a section leader.
”
It’s the bass section, they wouldn’t have shown up at 1 anyway

theoffstrings:

and this, my friends, is how not to be a section leader.

It’s the bass section, they wouldn’t have shown up at 1 anyway

metalhearted:
“ yes
”

ohhbobs:

When I was younger I thought I would spend my teenage years going on adventures and kissing boys but now I sit in my room all day and I’m gay

just-shower-thoughts:

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

dangerbooze:
“ dad-monster:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ theanimangagirl:
“ myfriendscallmemaury:
“ uberfaenatic:
“ starkinglyhandsome:
“ cloudyobsession:
“ yourlocalpsychopath:
“ randomthingieshere:
“ abbysrwk:
“ paradoxsocks:
“...

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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queerdar:
“@perks-of-being-a-duck
”

colachampagnedad:

i expect the minimum and am still disappointed

me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
me: thats a sign of depression
me:
me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

robenpuff:

frenchhornsandunicorns:

high notes can smell fear so you aint gonna be able to play them well unless you act like its no big deal

This is the truest thing I have ever read in my twenty-two years of life.

How to play the piccolo in one sentence, right there. 

People are more than just the way they look.

janemba:

Someone: hello :)

Me: im complicated